𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝔹𝕆𝕐 𝕀𝕊 𝔸 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ

"If you're hearing this, then my phone must be in the other room, as I punctually answer it. If you actually need something, leave a message, if you're calling to just talk, talk all you want after the beep, but if your message exceeds two minutes, you need friends. If you called this number, then you know who this is. Oh, and if you're trying to get Stefan, he has his own phone. If you're calling about your car, call the shop."